晚上好 受难者们
Good evening, my victims.
欢迎来到我的万圣节怪物马拉松 我是你们的主持人
And welcome to my Halloween Monster Marathon, with me, your host.
马尔维拉 尖叫女王
Malvolia, the queen of screams.
所以 现在你们已经完成了对 邻居的恐吓 并且呆在家里很安全
So now that you're done terrorizing the neighborhood and are safe in
your homes, or so you think, I have a special sweet treat just for you.
或者说你们认为 我为你们准备了一个特别的甜蜜待遇
我去了地下室 挖出了一些令人毛骨悚然的死亡时间景观
I went down to the basement and dug up some creepy dead time views for you
to feast your eyes upon before this All Hallows' Eve has been laid to rest.
让你们在这个万圣节前夕大饱眼福
所以 坐好 让我拖你进入这 个令人毛骨悚然的万圣节怪物马拉松的深渊
So, sit back, begin to stir, and let me drag you into
the chilling depths of this Halloween Monster Marathon.
告诉我 你准备好了
Tell me you're good to go with this pitch.
鉴于我们昨天刚刚回复了Craigslist的广告
Given that we just answered the Craigslist ad yesterday and we've had,
what, about 24 hours to come up with a
而且我们有大约24小时的时间来准备演讲 我敢说是的
presentation, I would venture to say yes.
好吧 说真的
Yeah, okay, seriously.
让我来说 好吗
Just let me do the talking, okay?
我是生意人 你是制作人
I'm the business and you're the production and it's--
是啊 是啊 是啊 你向她推销我们的服务有多好
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you sell her on how great
our services are and I'll do all the legwork.
我会做所有的跑腿工作
剧本 镜头 摄影 灯光 音响 ...
The script, the shot list, the camera work, the lighting, the sound, the--
好吧 好吧 我明白了 好吗
All right, all right, I get it, okay?
说真的 打个预约电话要多久
I mean, seriously, how long does it take to make a reservation call?
我都出汗了 伙计
I'm sweating here, man.
我不知道
I don't know.
但我知道 当她来到这里 我 们需要推销自己 就像我们已经做了多年
But I do know when she comes in here, we need to sell
ourselves on this like we've been doing this for years.
很抱歉让你在这里等着
I apologize for making you wait in here.
我只是不知道这些预订电话要打多久
I just never know how long one of these booking phone calls is gonna take.
哦 对不起
Oh, sorry.
好吧 我们重新开始
Okay, let's start over.
提醒我一下 你是泰勒吗
Remind me, you're Tyler?
-没错 -你是..
- Correct. - And you're--
-凯文 -凯文
- Kevin. - Kevin.
你一定是凯茜
And you must be Cathy.
那就是我
That would be me.
请坐
Oh please, have a seat.
谢谢你这么快就来见我
Thank you for meeting me on such short notice.
这很好
It's quite all right.
反正我们今晚也没什么计划
We didn't have anything planned tonight anyway.
毕竟这只是万圣节
It is just Halloween, after all.
那我们就直接进入正题吧
So let's jump right into it.
我的同事和我觉得我们已经想 出了一个非常可靠的广告点子为你们的旅馆做广告
My associate and I think we've come up with a
really solid commercial idea for your bed and breakfast.
太好了 这就是我们讨论过的剧本吗
Wonderful, so this is the script that we discussed?
是的
Yes.
当然 我们已经尽力了
Granted, we did what we could with what time we had.
这些画是什么
Uh-huh, and what are these drawings?
那些是故事板
Those are storyboards.
它们帮助我们提前计划好制作 这样我们就能更快地完成
They help us plan the production out in advance
so we can move a little bit faster through it.
我看到你把设备也带来了
And I see that you brought the equipment with you as well.
是的 就像你要求的那样
Yes, just like you had asked, and we totally understand you
我们完全理解你想确保我们使用的是合法的生产设备
want to make sure we're working with legitimate production gear.
是的 我们不想让你觉得这是 我们第一次有薪水的演出或者类似的事情
Yeah, we don't want you to think that this
is our first paid gig or anything like that.
很抱歉告诉你们这些
Well, sorry to tell you guys this.
但是没有理由拿出你所有的设备和我一起检查
But there's no reason to get out all your equipment and go over that with me.
我想我已经决定了
I think I've made up my mind.
你们得到这份工作了
You guys have the job.
太棒了
This is great.
-好的 -太好了
- Okay. - Sweet, all right.
那么 这个怎么样
So, how about this?
给我们几天时间
You give us a couple days.
我们回家 看看日程安排 然 后我给你打电话 我们可以安排几天拍摄
We'll go home, check our schedules, and then I'll
give you a call and we can set up some days to shoot.
听起来怎么样
How's that sound?
还等什么
Well, why wait?
就今晚吧
Let's do it tonight.
我是说 你们已经大老远开车过来了
I mean, you guys have already driven all the way up here.
如果太晚了 你可以留下过夜
And if it gets too late, you can stay the night.
能让我们单独谈谈吗
Will you give us a moment?
你知道 我真的需要尽快完成这件事
You know, I really do need this done as soon as possible.
我可以先付你钱
Well, I could pay you in advance.
我现在就可以给你开张支票
I could write you a cheque right now.
-好的 -好的
- Okay. - Okay.
-是的 我们可以搞定 -好的
- Yeah, we could swing this. - All right.
真的吗
Seriously though?
这地方卖不出去
This place is beyond marketable.
我的意思是 我们可以为蜜月 、周年纪念日、家庭聚会提供场地
I mean, we could pitch it for honeymoons, anniversaries, family gatherings.
从市场营销的角度来看 这种可能性是无穷无尽的
The possibilities are endless from a marketing standpoint.
我完全同意
I mean, I couldn't agree more.
你一定会喜欢这个地方的外部建筑
You gotta love the outside architecture of this place.
我是说 它看起来像童话故事里的东西
I mean, it looks like something from a fairytale.
你这么说真有意思
That's funny you should say that.
当地人称之为姜饼屋
The locals call this the gingerbread house.
世界只需要知道这样的地方仍然存在
The world just needs to know places like this still exist.
一旦我们把你的宣传片放到网上 他们就会知道了
And once we get your promo video on the Internet, they will.
对不起
Sorry.
看 我这里也能拍到漂亮的照片
Look, I can get a pretty beautiful shot right here too.
等等 过来
Wait a minute, here, come here.
怎么 你不喜欢吗
What, you don't like it?
没有
No.
我好像看到了什么
Thought I saw something.
希望是我给你看的那张漂亮的照片
Hopefully it was that beautiful money shot I was showing you, what?
别担心 凯茜
Don't worry, Cathy.
这个广告绝对会让你的生意再次火爆
This commercial is definitely gonna help make your business a destination again.
希望如此
I sure hope so.
请你四处看看 多了解一些想法
Please, take a look around and get some more ideas.
我要去整下妆容 再煮一壶咖啡
I'm gonna go fix my face and make another pot of coffee.
没问题
Sure thing.
仔细研究一下布局 我们也许 应该先覆盖这条走廊 然后再分支出去
Going over the layout, we should probably
cover this hallway first and then branch out.
不如你留在这里 开始准备吧
So, how about you stay here, start getting set up.
我去其他房间看看 想想办法补充一下
I'll go around to the other rooms, check them out,
and try and get some ideas to add to what we've got.
是的 长官 当然 你说什么就是什么 长官
Yes sir, absolutely, whatever you say, sir.
别废话了 伙计
Cut the shit, man.
三号卫生间
Bathroom three.
不错 我喜欢
Nice, I like this.
好吧 真贴心
Okay, this is sweet.
有泡沫
Got the bubble.
比如那个水槽 那个浴缸很酷 是铜的吗
Like that sink, oh that tub is cool, is that copper?
伙计 我喜欢 让我想想
Man, I like that, let's see.
让我看看
Let's see here.
这是一个旧的屁股淋浴
It's an old ass shower.
不过很酷 我们绝对可以利用这一点
Cool though, we can definitely use that.
不错嘛
Nice.
好吧 当我走到这一步
Okay, so when I get to this step, I turn back to the camera and
我转向镜头说“做我们的客人 和我一起参观”等等
I say, \"Be our guest and join me on a tour\", blah, blah, blah.
你说话的时候一定要面对镜头
Yeah, just make sure you continue facing the camera while you're talking.
然后 你可以转身走上台阶
After that, you can turn around and walk up the steps.
如果你搞砸了 别担心
If you mess up, don't worry about it.
我们可以一直这么做直到你做对为止
We can do this as many times as we have to until you get it right.
好吧
Okay.
你来了
Oh, there you are.
是时候了
It's about time.
-没事吧 -嗯
- Is everything okay? - Hmm?
不 不 一切都很好
No, no, everything's fine.
你确定一切都好吗
You sure everything's okay?
是的
Yeah.
能让我们单独谈谈吗
Could you give us a minute, please?
当然
Sure.
怎么了
What's up?
没什么
It's nothing.
但我进来的时候看到一个客人在洗澡
But I walked in on a guest in the shower.
-在洗澡 -是啊
- In the shower. - Yeah.
别声张 我觉得她没看到我 但我不想惹麻烦什么的
Just keep it on the DL, I don't think she saw me,
but I don't want to cause any trouble or anything.
她性感吗
Was she hot?
当然不 她都快100岁了
Fuck no, she's like 100.
伙计 真他妈恶心
Dude, that's fucking gross.
我以为我了解你
I thought I knew you better than that.
做你该做的 伙计
Just do your thing, buddy.
我在拍了 凯茜
I'm rolling, Cathy.
三 二 一
In three, two, one.
开拍
Action.
大家好 欢迎来到蒙哥马利大厦 你们远离外界的假期
Hello and welcome to Montgomery Mansion,
your vacation away from the outside world.
体验我们历史悠久的床和早餐的美丽和魅力
Experience the beauty and charm of our historic bed and breakfast.
请随意 和我一起参观房子和所有的设施
Be my guest and join me on a tour throughout the house and all of its amenities.
别这样 伙计
Come on, man.
伙计 怎么了
Dude, what?
我做错什么了吗
Did I do something wrong?
不 是那个女人
No, it was that woman.
她站在...
She was standing-- - What woman?
什么女人
有一个老太太站在台阶顶上
There was an old lady standing at the top of the steps.
就是我撞见的那个
It was that same one I walked in on.
伙计 那里没有女人
Dude, there's no woman there.
对不起 Cathy
I'm sorry, Cathy.
我不小心撞见了你的一个客人 她就站在你身后
I walked in on one of your guests by
accident and she was just standing behind you.
我们从不在万圣节预定客人
We never book guests on Halloween.
这似乎是我们的房间被滥用最多的一个晚上
It seems to be the one night that our rooms get the most abuse.
它只是不值得开放
It's just not worth it to be open.
有道理
Yeah, that makes sense.
请稍等
One moment, please.
嘿
Hey.
你在房子周围散步的时候 没有碰到什么粘粘的东西吧
When you were taking a stroll around the house, you
weren't hitting any sticky-hicky or anything, right?
不 我没有
No, I didn't.
你没事吧
You good?
住在我们三间豪华卧室中的一间
Stay in one of our three luxurious bedrooms.
完美的地方
The perfect place...
抱歉 伙计们
Sorry, guys.
我能搞定
I got this.
休息的最佳地点
The perfect place to rest your head.
说到休息 你上次休息是什么时候
Speaking of rest, when was the last time you had some?
亲爱的 如果让我猜 我会说我一年可能只睡过一个好觉
Honey, if I had to guess, I'd say I get maybe one good night's sleep a year.
好吧 我们再试一次
All right, let's go ahead and try that again.
泰勒 麻烦你把门关上
Tyler, if you wouldn't mind closing that door for me, please.
好的
Yeah.
事实上 进去吧
Actually, go ahead and step inside.
想把摄像机往后移 我想你可能就在你之前站的地方
Want to move the camera back and I think you might
be in the shot where you were standing previously.
好吧
All right.
好了 准备好了吗 凯茜
All right, ready, Cathy?
开机
Rolling.
三 二 一
Three, two, one.
开拍
Action.
住在我们三间豪华卧室中的一间
Stay in one of our three luxurious bedrooms.
完美的地方
The perfect place...
怎么了
What's up?
没什么 伙计
Nothing, man.
来吧
Come on.
好吧 很好 我是说 你毁了 那个镜头 所以现在我们得再来一次
Okay, great well, I mean, you ruined that take, so now we gotta do it again.
不管怎样 我得换个新电池
Anyway, I gotta get a fresh battery.
这个有缺陷还是什么的
This one's defective or something.
它在一秒钟内从100变成了0
It just went from 100
休息五分钟 伙计们
So, take five, guys.
你能把门关上吗
Oh, would you shut that door behind you?
这有助于保持这里的通风
It helps keep the draft down out here.
听着
Listen.
你想说什么都行 但我告诉你 我听到有人在房间里咳嗽 好吗
You can say whatever you want, but I'm telling
you, I heard somebody coughing in that room, okay?
我看到并感觉到一只手
I saw and felt a hand.
一只该死的手
A goddamn hand.
我不是说你没有...
- I'm not saying you didn't-- - Well, I will tell you this.
我告诉你
这是一座非常古老的房子 有着非常丰富的历史
This is a very old house with a really rich history.
但奇怪的是你提到见过一个老女人
But it's odd that you mentioned seeing an old woman.
这些年来 我有几个客人声称 他们在睡觉的时候经历了一些事情
I've had a few guests over the years claiming to have
experienced something while they were trying to sleep.
我想他们称之为老巫婆
Think they referred to it as the old hag.
老巫婆
Old hag?
是啊 就像老巫婆综合症
Yeah, like old hag syndrome.
有点像..
It's kinda like...
比如睡眠麻痹
Like sleep paralysis.
就好像你的大脑还醒着 但你的身体在睡觉
It's like whenever your mind's still awake but your
body's sleeping, so you can't move or anything like that.
所以你不能动或者其他什么的
然后有些人会声称 当这种情况发生时
And then some people will claim that when that happens, sometimes you see
有时你会看到一个老妇人爬上 你的胸部 在你睡觉的时候勒死你
an old woman climb up on your chest and strangle you while you're sleeping.
-真的 -嗯哼
- Really? - Uh-huh.
这就是为什么当地人称这个地 方为姜饼屋 因为那个老巫婆
Oh, so that's why the locals call this place
the gingerbread house, because of that old hag.
没有 因为这只是一个令人毛骨悚然的房子
No man, because it's just a creepy house.
无意冒犯 但是
I mean, no offense but.
是啊 今天是万圣节
Yeah, it's Halloween, man.
我肯定这种气氛只是让你感到不安 对吗
I'm sure the atmosphere is just getting to you, right?
-你见过它吗 -好吧 凯茜
- Have you ever seen it? - Okay, Cathy.
我们已经谈完了
We're actually done here.
如果你想去下一个地方 我们 会跟着你 把这里的一切都搞定
If you want to go ahead and head up to the next location,
we'll follow you up and get everything else finished up here.
好吧
Okay.
听着
Listen.
待在这里 好吗
Stay down here, all right?
待在这里记录录像 好吗
Just stay down here and log the footage, okay?
我上去 拍下一个镜头 一切就绪
I'll go up, I'll film the next shot, get everything going.
你确定吗
You sure, man?
是的 我很确定 因为再有这种老女巫的胡言乱语
Yeah I'm positive because any more of this old lady witch
nonsense and she's gonna think we're both crazy, and I can't have that.
她就会认为我们都疯了 我不能让这种事发生
抱歉 孩子们
Sorry, boys.
我以为我能做到
I thought I could do this.
但我的大脑已经烧坏了
But my brain is fried.
我甚至不能再思想
I can't even form thoughts anymore.
没关系
That's fine.
我们可以改天再来
We can come back another day.
给我们一分钟收拾东西 然后我们就走
Just give us a minute to pack up everything and we'll be outta your hair.
不 不 我也累了 伙计
No, no, I'm exhausted too, man.
那个过夜的地方还能用吗
Is that overnight stay still available?
哦 当然
Oh, absolutely.
好的 明早见
All right cool, we'll see you in the morning.
太好了 早餐九点钟开始
Wonderful, breakfast will be at nine.
祝你们俩晚上愉快
You two have a good night.
猜猜谁不会来吃早餐 好吗
Guess who won't be at breakfast, okay?
我告诉你 我一整晚都看到鬼东西
I'm telling you, I've been seeing shit all night.
我不要留在这里
I'm not staying here.
我们明天一早就做完 好吗
We'll just do it first thing in the morning and we'll be done, all right?
对不起
I'm sorry.
该死的鬼魂什么的
Fucking ghosts and shit, what?
伙计
Dude!
好吧
All right, fine, okay?
但至少待在同一个房间里
But at least just stay in the same room.
你可以睡床 你可以睡床
You can have the bed, you can have the bed.
我不会睡觉的
I'm not going to sleep.
老兄 你不可能清醒到天亮 我也不会听你在窗帘上打呼噜的 好吗
Dude, you're not gonna be able to stay awake until morning
and I'm not gonna listen to you snore up the drapes, okay?
所以我要去三楼
So I'm gonna go up to the third floor--
不 不 伙计 别上去
No, no, dude, don't go up there.
我告诉你 我不会睡觉的 好吗
I'm telling you, I'm not going to sleep, okay?
我整晚不睡
I'm up all night.
你到底在怕什么
What are you so afraid of, man?
又不是真的有个老巫婆会让我窒息而死
It's not like there's an actual old hag up there that's gonna choke me to death.
好吧 晚安
All right, goodnight.
哦 天啊
Oh man.
你在胡言乱语 泰
You're tripping, Ty.
睡一会儿吧
Just get some sleep.
明早就离开这里
Be outta here in the morning.
泰勒
Tyler.
不 去他妈的
Nope, fuck all that.
哟
Yo.
伙计 我知道你没那么快睡着
Man, I know you ain't fall asleep that fast, man.
哟
Yo.
凯文
Kev.
我勒个去
Holy shit.
我很抱歉 孩子们
I'm so sorry, boys.
不管是谁接的广告 都会发生这种事
This would've happened to whoever answered that ad.
我别无选择
I don't have a choice.
只有这样她才会让我睡觉
It's the only way she'll let me sleep.
只是..
Just...
让我..
Let me...
睡吧
Sleep.
睡吧 孩子
Sleep, child.
睡吧
Sleep.
哇
Wow.
真不敢相信他们真的把这个放进了影院
I can't believe they actually released that into theaters.
你确定不想看结局吗
You sure you don't want to see how it ends?
因为我的意思是 如果有一个转折呢
'Cause I mean, what if there's a twist?
如果事实证明它是好的呢
What if it turns out that it's actually good?
我知道 我知道 对不起
I know, I know, I'm sorry.
但预告片看起来那么好
But the trailers looked so good.
怎么会这样
I mean, how does that happen?
尤其是今晚
Especially tonight.
没关系 不是你的错
It's okay, it's not your fault.
又不是你自己做的
It's not like you made it or anything.
如果你有 这将是一个完全不同的反应
Now if you had, this would be a completely different reaction.
是啊 但在所有的初次约会电 影里 这肯定是我能选的最烂的一部了
Yeah, but of all first date films, this
had to be the worst one I could've picked.
我不同意你的观点
See, I disagree with you there.
我觉得这是最好的第一次约会电影
I think this is the best kind of first date film.
这是一部有无尽机会的对话作品
It's a conversational piece with endless opportunities and I think we're gonna
我认为我们在这部电影上说废 话的乐趣会比我们真正喜欢它的时候多得多
have a lot more fun talking shit on this movie than if we actually enjoy it.
现在更难忘了
It's more memorable now.
是的 我想我能看出来
Yes, I guess I can see that.
谢谢你这么容易就放过我
Well, thanks for letting me off the hook so easily.
当然 我是你的约会对象 这是我的工作 对吧
Sure, I'm your date, that's my job, right?
但是 这就给我们留下了一个问题
But that just leaves us with one problem though.
那是什么
What's that?
拜托 今天是万圣节 我可不怕
Hello, it's Halloween and I'm not scared.
我本来应该害怕的 但我被骗了
I was supposed to be, but I got cheated.
我们被骗了
We got cheated.
是的 我同意你的看法
Yeah, and I agree with you.
只是我很清楚我们现在的静息心率 所以..
It's just I'm actually good with where
our resting heart rate is right now, so...
谢谢你
Thank you.
该死 那我们还能怎么办
Damn, what else can we do then?
这可不是你平时晚上会做的事
Not something you would do on just a normal night.
我们不能做正常的事 今晚不行
We can't do normal, not tonight.
我们可以买个披萨 然后用菠萝盖住
We could get a pizza and just cover it with pineapple.
不错的尝试 但我想做一些更令人兴奋的事情
Nice try but I want to do something a bit more exciting.
月球弹跳
Moon bounce.
但这个时候我们上哪儿去找呢
But where would we find one at this hour?
斯蒂芬妮
Stephanie.
斯蒂芬妮醒醒
Earth to Stephanie.
我知道了
I got it.
太好了 是什么
Great, what is it?
你会喜欢的
Oh, you're gonna love it.
我为什么觉得我不会呢
Oh, why do I think I won't?
这就是你们当地人对待新来的家伙的方式吗
So, is this what you locals usually do with all the new guys in town?
只是把他们带到荒无人烟的地 方 试图做我们正在做的任何事情
Just take them out to the middle of nowhere
and try to do whatever it is we're doing?
不 这绝对不是这里的习俗
No, this is definitely not customary for around here.
你可以问任何人
You can ask anybody about that.
这种事不会发生的
This doesn't happen.
那我们到底要做什么
So, what are we doing exactly?
万圣节可怕的东西
Something scary for Halloween.
我告诉过你 记得吗
I told you, remember?
我开始觉得我们的点子有点不一样了
I'm starting to think our ideas are fun are slightly different.
我从没说过有趣
I never said fun.
不过也暗示了乐趣
Fun was implied though.
好吧
All right.
你刚才骗到我了 这招不错
You had me for a second there, that's a good one.
哦 不是那个
Oh, that wasn't the one.
差远了
That wasn't even close.
就是这个
This is the one.
好吧 给你上历史课
Okay, history lesson for you.
我的意思是 如果不了解这个社区的一些丰富多彩的过去
I mean, you can't expect to become a full-fledged member of
the community without knowing some of its colorful past, right?
你就不能指望成为这个社区的正式成员 对吗
而在晚上这个时候
And where else could you find such a charming, intelligent,
你还能在哪里找到这样一个迷 人的、聪明的、美丽的、精通的导游呢
beautiful, well-versed tour guide around this time of evening?
这 这是个凶宅
This, this is a murder house.
嘿 历史就是历史
Hey, history is history.
不能选择是否是一个快乐的结局
Doesn't get to choose if it's a happy ending or not.
是的 没错 但是我们就不能去一个更有吸引力的地方吗
Well yeah, that's true but couldn't we have gone
somewhere with a little more inviting atmosphere?
更适合约会的地方吗
Somewhere a little more date friendly?
-当然 但今天是万圣节 -万圣节 没错
- Sure, but it's Halloween. - Halloween, that's right.
我真傻
Silly me.
我们大老远跑来 说来听听
Well, we came all the way out here so let's hear it.
没必要白跑一趟
No sense in making a wasted trip.
到底发生了什么
So, what happened?
什么情况
What's the story?
我还以为你不会问呢
I thought you'd never ask.
等等
Oh, wait.
必须把这件事做好
Have to do this right.
我爸爸坚持让我时刻准备着
My dad insist I be ready for every occasion.
-即兴点篝火 -好的
Improvise campfire. - Okay.
来吧 钻进去
Go ahead, dig in.
那么
So.
这栋房子
This house here.
建造它的家族并不是这片土地的原主人 不是
The family who built it weren't the original owners of the property, no.
在他们之前很久就有人声称土地是他们的
There were people here long before them who claimed the land was theirs first.
他们被认为是一个奇怪的群体 在镇上的人中根本不受欢迎
They were supposedly a strange group, not
very welcome among the people from town at all.
应该是50年代的某个时候
This had to be sometime during the '50s, I believe.
你说奇怪是什么意思
What do you mean, strange?
我不知道 我猜是吉普赛人之类的
I don't know, I guess sort of gypsyish or something like that.
总之 不管他们喜欢什么 在这里都不太受欢迎
Anyway, whatever it is they were into,
it wasn't very popular around these parts.
所以镇上的人联合起来 强迫他们离开这片土地
So the town got together and forced them off the land.
麻烦就是那时候开始的
That's when the trouble started.
一个名叫马丁的富裕家庭买下 了这块地 不久之后就在这里建了这栋房子
A well-to-do family by the name of Martin bought this
property and built this house here not too long afterwards.
有一段时间一切都很好 直到一些奇怪的事情发生
And everything was fine for awhile, until something really odd happened.
一个稻草人出现了
A scarecrow appeared.
现在 没有人知道是谁把它放 在这里 或者它的真正目的是什么
Now, nobody's sure who put it here or what its true purpose was, but if
you listen to some of the old stories about this place, they say it was the
但如果你听过一些关于这个地方的古老故事
他们说这是原来的土地所有者 仍然住在附近的树林里
original landowners, still living out here in the nearby woods, trying
试图警告家人离开这里 这样 他们就可以再次夺回属于他们的东西
to warn the family to leave so they could claim what was theirs once again.
Martin 先生可没那么容易被吓到
Well, Mr. Martin didn't spook so easily.
马丁先生一拿走稻草人 他的 家庭成员就开始患上某种消耗性疾病
Once Mr. Martin removed the scarecrow, his family members began to get sick
from some sort of consumption type illness that slowly spread between them all.
这种疾病在他们之间慢慢蔓延
镇上的其他人都避开马丁一家 担心他们会传播他们所患的任何疾病
Martin family was shunned by the rest of the town in fear
they would spread whatever illness they were inflicted with.
这种情况只持续了大约一两个月
This only lasted about a month or two before one fateful night,
在一个决定命运的夜晚 马丁 一家惨死在马丁先生自己的手中
the Martins had their gruesome end at the hands of Mr. Martin himself.
然后 在这个可怕的行为发生 后 他把他们的尸体搬到外面
Then, after this gruesome act was committed, he carried their bodies
outside and burned them in a mass grave he had dug for the occasion.
在他为这个场合而挖的一个乱葬岗上烧死了他们
马丁先生呢
And Mr. Martin?
他怎么了 被抓了吗
What happened to him, did he get caught?
是的 在他可怕地自杀之后
Yeah, after he killed himself horribly.
差不多就是这样
That's pretty much it.
这个故事很紧张
That's an intense story.
-相当诡异 -我知道 对吧
Appropriately creepy. - I know, right?
这绝对是结束万圣节之夜的好方法
Definitely a good way to cap off Halloween night.
鞠个躬吧
So, take a bow.
还没有结束
It's not capped off yet.
那是什么
What's that?
-我只是告诉你这个故事并不吓人 -哦 不 故事很好
-Me just telling you the story isn't scary. - Oh no, the story's fine.
够吓人了
Scary enough.
拜托 我们大老远跑来
Come on, we came all the way out here.
你得看看
You gotta see it.
看到什么
See it, see what?
稻草人还在这里
The scarecrow, it's still here.
该死 他们在哪
Damn it, where are they?
是啊 当县里清理完马丁的烂摊子后
Yeah, once the county finished cleaning
up Martin's mess, the scarecrow appeared
稻草人又出现在这里了 好像 有人想让路过的人都看到一样
on the property again, as if someone wanted everyone that passed by to see it.
就像又一次警告那些想搬来这里的聪明人
Like another warning to anyone who got the bright idea to move out here again.
很奇怪吧
Weird, huh?
那之后就没人住在这里了
So, no one's lived here since then.
没有 马丁夫妇之后就没有了
Nope, not since the Martins.
找到了 我想这些会很好用的
Found them, I think these will work nicely.
你是不是吓坏了
Are you totally freaked out?
没有
No.
你真可爱
You're so cute.
快点 我觉得就在上面
Come on, I think it's just up there.
我勒个去
Holy shit.
斯蒂芬妮
Steph.
斯蒂芬妮
Stephanie!
天啊
Jesus.
你想干什么
What are you up to?
斯蒂芬妮 你确定没人住在这里吗
Steph, are you sure that nobody lived here?
因为我发誓我看到..
Because I swear I saw--
天啊 是的 来吧
Oh my God, yes, come on.
我看到 我看到窗户上有人
I saw, I saw someone up in the window.
我知道我看到了
I know I did.
上面没人
There's nobody up there.
你都没看
You're not even looking.
那是因为我发现了更有趣的东西
- That's because I found something a lot more interesting.
这就是我们在这里的原因
This is the reason why we're here.
与它面对面的感觉有点奇怪 不是吗
It's kinda weird being face to face with it, isn't it?
知道这家伙要为马丁大屠杀负责
Knowing this guy is sort of responsible for the Martin massacre.
这么久以来 他就在这里
Here he is, after all this time.
像看门狗一样监视着一切
Watching over everything like some sort of guard dog.
是啊 很奇怪
Yeah, weird.
而且非常诡异
And definitely creepy.
嘿 你想不想离开这儿 也许去做点别的
Hey, do you want to get out of here and maybe go do something else?
别的事
Something else.
比如去一个我们可以单独相处的地方
Like maybe go someplace where we can be alone?
是啊 这也许是结束今晚的好方法
Yeah, that might be a good way to end the night.
听起来像是结束今晚的完美方式 但是..
Sounds like the perfect way to finish off the night but...
先公后私
Business before pleasure.
什么
What?
我们来到这里 我们看到了
We came out here, we saw it.
我们还能做什么
What else is there for us to do?
我们当然要解开这个谜团
We're gonna solve the mystery, of course.
什么
What?
我们终于知道这个稻草人有什么特别之处了
We finally get to find out what's so special about this scarecrow.
它为什么在这里 它的目的是什么
Why it's here, what's its purpose.
斯蒂芬妮 不要
Stephanie, don't.
为什么在冒烟
Why is it smoking?
什么
What?
它的袖子 有什么东西从里面冒出来 像是烟什么的
Its sleeve, there's something coming out of it like smoke or something.
想得美 你不可能得到我
Nice try, you're not gonna get me.
不 我是认真的
No, I'm serious.
我也是
Yeah, so am I.
我想把这东西弄下来
I want to get this thing off.
我的天啊
Oh my God.
杰夫
Jeff.
我觉得这是个人
I think this was a person.
什么
What?
斯蒂芬妮
Stephanie!
杰夫
Jeff.
杰夫
Jeff.
杰夫 帮帮我
Jeff, help me.
别动 待在原地
Don't move, stay where you are.
我说了住手
I said stop.
不 你不明白 对吧
No, you don't get it, do you?
你一定要来这里 一定要来
You just had to come out here, you just had to.
你知道这个地方的故事 但你 从来没有停下来想过在这里的实际危险
You knew the story about this place, but you never
stopped to think about the actual danger of being out here.
好好想想 斯蒂芬妮
Think about it, Steph.
把它们放在一起
Put it all together.
稻草人 马丁一家 还有怪病
The scarecrow, the Martin family, the weird illness.
马丁先生没有发疯
Mr. Martin didn't go insane.
他知道自己在做什么 当他像那样杀了他的家人
He knew exactly what he was doing when he murdered his family like that.
那可不是什么老式的吊杆
And that's not just some old hanging post.
是个十字架
It's a cross.
一个巨大的十字架来削弱这东西
A goddamn gigantic cross to keep this thing weakened.
Steph 看着我
Steph, look at me.
我说 看着我
I said, look at me.
太迟了
It's too late.
它咬了你 你和马丁一家一样被感染了
It bit you, you're infected the same way the Martins were.
对不起
I'm sorry.
我不能让它蔓延
I can't let this spread.
这片土地属于我们
This land belongs to us.
它一直属于我们
It's always belonged to us.
现在你属于我们了
And now you belong to us.
Mikey 我发誓如果你再用那把剑打我 我就把它塞进你的尿洞
Mikey, I swear if you hit me with that
sword again, I will shove it up your pee hole.
对不起 Ashley 对不起
Sorry, Ashley, sorry.
别再用那个声音了
And stop using that voice thing.
很奇怪 好吗
It's weird, okay?
永远不要
Never.
妈妈 我们五分钟后出发
Mom, we are leaving in five minutes.
我很确定迈克刚刚点燃了南瓜 我告诉过他不要这么做
I'm pretty sure Mikey just lit the pumpkin,
which I told him not to do, and we don't
而且我们没有糖果 所以你最好把它吹灭 然后把灯关掉
have any candy, so you'll probably want to blow it out and shut the lights off.
什么
What?
真不敢相信你在用你爸爸的卫生间
I can't believe you're using your father's bathroom.
是他的
It was his.
曾经是 现在不是了
Was, not anymore.
我几个月前就该把东西搬进来了
I should've moved my stuff in here months ago.
你今晚不能穿这身衣服
And you are not wearing that outfit tonight.
你会得到错误的关注
You'll get the wrong kind of attention.
真恶心
Ew.
你以为呢
What did you expect?
你已经沮丧了一年了
You've been frustrating for a year.
就像你一样
Just like you.
你听到我说的了吗
Did you hear me?
扮鬼去
Go as a ghost.
拿张床单什么的
Get a bed sheet or something.
腰围小一点的
Something with a little less waist.
不要
No.
我喜欢被关注
I like the attention.
嗯
Uh-huh.
好吧 当你和克林特那个卑鄙小人生下一个艾滋病婴儿
Well, you're gonna get plenty of that when you have an
AIDS baby with that Clint scumbag and you end up on Dr. Phil.
你会得到很多关注的 而且你最后会上菲尔医生
艾滋病婴儿
AIDS baby.
天啊
Jesus.
Mikey 我们走
Mikey, let's go.
你最后一晚真的要带你弟弟来上班吗
Did you actually have to bring your little brother to work on your last night?
是的 怎么了
Yes, why?
他总是戴着那个面具吗
Does he always wear that mask?
天啊 一直都是
Oh my God, all the time.
尤其是去年万圣节爸爸离开后
Especially since last Halloween when Dad left.
Clint 来了
So, Clint's here.
哈利路亚
Hallelujah.
真的吗 我以为你们俩已经结束了
Oh really, I thought you two were done.
他也不是很清楚
Well, he doesn't exactly know that.
但他手上有我的东西 我今晚必须拿到
But he has something of mine I have to have tonight.
他最好有
He better have it.
我讨厌最后的回馈
Ugh, I hate that whole give backs thing at the end.
太恶心了
It's so gross.
我得去工作了 一会儿见
Gotta get to work, see you in a bit.
他拿了我的东西
He has something of mine.
他肯定有你的东西
Bet he has something of yours.
该死 克林特
Goddamn it, Clint.
嘿 宝贝
Hey, baby.
你怎么知道是我
How'd you know it was me?
因为我能感觉到你
Because I could sense you.
你整晚都去哪了 宝贝
Where you been all night, baby?
我知道 我一直在找你
I know, I've been looking for you.
你把我的东西带来了吗
Did you bring my stuff?
耶 宝贝
Yeah, baby.
在你说的地方拿到的
Picked it up right where you said it'd be.
都准备好了
It's all ready.
我准备好了
I'm all ready.
为了什么
For what?
我懂你
I feel you.
我们可以晚点再谈
We can talk about it later.
在我们做爱的时候
While we're fucking.
对吧 宝贝
Right, baby?
除非你..
Unless you're on your...
你可以做其他类型的事情
You can do other types of stuff.
好了 打烊了 开饭了
All right, closing time, boils and ghoulies.
如果我不认识你 是时候离开了
If I don't know you, it's time to get out.
不过还是要谢谢你给我们带来了金士威
But still, thanks for skating Kingsway.
水
Water.
那他妈是什么
The fuck was that?
那是麦奇吗
Is that Mikey?
是克林特吗
That Clint?
嘿 Mikey
Hey, Mikey.
久仰大名 伙计
Heard a lot about you, buddy.
艾滋宝宝
AIDS baby.
他刚才说的是我想的那个意思吗
Did he just say what the fuck I think he just said?
是的
Yes.
门都锁上了 是时候干点坏事了
The doors are locked and it's time to get wicked.
搞什么 阿什
What the fuck, Ash?
搞什么 麦奇
What the fuck, Mikey.
嘿 宝贝
Hey, baby.
这是怎么回事
What was that all about?
什么 谁
What, who?
别跟我来这套
Don't give me that shit.
和你调情的那个人
That guy you were flirting with.
那是皮特 只是个普通人
That's Pete, just some guy.
只是某个人吗
Just some guy?
怎么了 Ash
What's going on, Ash?
我来告诉你今晚发生了什么
I'll tell you what's going on for you tonight.
没什么
Nothing.
那个牛仔是谁
Who's that cowboy?
怎么 你想要他的电话号码还是什么
Why, you want his phone number or something?
去你妈的
Fuck you.
麦奇
Mikey?
你在这里做什么
What are you doing in here?
一个人待在这里很奇怪 好吗
Being in here all alone is weird, okay?
来吧
Come on.
别丢下我们
Don't leave us.
离开
Leave?
我不去..
I'm not going...
什么意思
What do you mean?
别丢下我们
Don't leave us.
麦奇 我不能带着那东西
Mikey, I just can't with that thing.
请把它放下
Please put it down.
为什么你会认为我要离开
Why would you think I'm leaving?
对不起 对不起
Oh sorry, I'm sorry.
嘿
Hey!
这他妈是什么
Fuck is this, huh?
我等不及了
I can't wait.
她必须这么做 对吧 宝贝
Oh, she's gonna have to, right, baby?
我们今晚就走
We're leaving tonight.
你要走了
You're leaving?
你要和她一起走
You're leaving with her.
搞什么
What the fuck?
是啊 Clint 不是你
Yeah, Clint, not you.
她
Her.
该死 麦奇 对不起
Oh shit, Mikey, I'm sorry.
你和妈妈在一起会没事的 我保证她会好起来的
You'll be fine with Mom, I promise she'll, she's getting better.
阿什莉
Ashley?
阿什莉
Ashley.
快跑 麦奇 快跑
Run, Mikey, run!
拿着我的钥匙
Take my keys.
你的行李箱在后面
Your suitcase is in the back.
带上麦克 离开这里
Get Mikey, get outta here.
麦奇
Mikey!
麦奇
Mikey!
麦奇
Mikey!
麦奇
Mikey!
麦奇
Mikey!
麦奇
Mikey!
麦奇
Mikey!
麦奇
Mikey!
你以为你可以就这么走了吗
You thought you could just leave?
像你父亲那样带着行李箱溜出去
Sneak out with your suitcase like your father was going to do?
什么
What?
然后把我留给 Mikey
And leave me with Mikey?
怪物米奇
Mikey the monster.
不
No!
迈克 不要
Mike, no!
麦奇
Mikey?
这是你的母亲
It's your mother.
你爱妈妈
You love Mommy.
不
No!
今天早些时候开始下雨 现在天气变得更冷了
Things started out as rain throughout the
earlier day today, and now, it's gotten much colder.
就在那些“不给糖就捣蛋”的 孩子们上街的时候 我们看到了冰冷的雨
We saw freezing rain just as those trick-or-treaters were hitting the streets.
现在 雪真的开始堆积了
Now, the snow really starting to pile up.
孩子们 很遗憾 今年的万圣节要取消了
So kids, sadly, it looks like Halloween is canceled this year.
今晚路上会下大雪
Heavy snow on the way tonight.
一些地方在周五下午和周六可能会看到高达30
Some spots could see up to 30, maybe even 35 inches by the afternoon
甚至35英寸的雪 当这一切 都说过了 因为这个系统 --
Friday and into Saturday when this is all said and over with as this system--
今年的万圣节被取消了
Halloween has been canceled this year.
不
Has not.
你真是个小混蛋
You're such a little turd.
没人喜欢万圣节
Nobody likes Halloween.
万圣节是一年中最好的日子
Halloween is the best day of the year.
万圣节真蠢
Halloween is stupid.
你真烦人
You're so annoying.
你真蠢
You're stupid.
只有坏孩子才喜欢万圣节
Only bad kids like Halloween.
伙计们 别吵了
Guys, quit your fighting.
本 你知道这是约翰最喜欢的 节日 所以别再破坏他的节日了
Ben, you know that this is John's favorite
holiday, so quit trying to ruin it for him.
就玩你爸爸给你买的那个游戏吧
Just play that game your dad got for you.
叫做“血量”
It's called Volumes of Blood.
真是可怕的乐趣
It's gruesome fun.
谢谢 爸爸
Thanks, Dad.
没问题 孩子
Oh yeah, no problem, kiddo.
愿意为你做任何事
Anything for you.
不给糖就捣蛋
A trick-or-treater!
不给糖就捣蛋
Trick or treat.
万圣节快乐
Happy Halloween.
圣诞节更好
Christmas is better.
万圣节更好
Halloween is better.
姐姐 你的孩子太吵了
Sis, your kids are loud.
我知道你今晚更想去你的小屋 派对 但我们还是很喜欢你在这里
I know you'd rather be at your lodge party
tonight, but we kinda like having you here.
而且很有趣 就像我们小时候过万圣节一样
And it's fun, like when we were kids on Halloween night.
是啊 可惜我的戏服被雪困在了我的公寓里
Yeah, too bad my costume is snowed in at my apartment.
我觉得你不穿戏服已经够可怕了 艾普莉阿姨
I think you look gruesome enough without your costume, Auntie April.
你们这些小屁孩
You kids are brats.
嘿 你介意我跳进桑拿房吗
Hey, do you mind if I hop in the sauna?
上面有毛巾
Yeah, there's towels up there.
小心移动的箱子
Just watch out for the moving boxes.
伙计们 该睡觉了 快点
Guys, time for bed, pronto.
你们明天还要上学呢
You guys know you still have school tomorrow.
大家都去哪了
Where'd everybody go?
要是在我那个年代 我还是会去灵异万圣夜
Back in my day, I would've still gone trick-or-treating.
这样的暴风雪阻止不了我
A blizzard like this wouldn't have stopped me.
现在的孩子
Kids these days.
一群..
Bunch of...
这边
Over here!
你可以用这个
You can use this one.
我要去睡觉了 你来吗
I'm going to bed, you coming?
好的 我马上上来
Yeah, I'll be right up.
那是什么
What's that?
我在前廊找到的
I found it on the front porch.
看起来像是我们某个热心的邻居送的礼物
It looks like it's a gift from one of our more involved neighbors.
万圣节之夜的圣诞礼物
A Christmas gift on Halloween night?
人们会做任何事来破坏一年中最美好的一天
People do anything to ruin the best day of the year.
他们只是想表示友好
They're just trying to be nice.
看 上面写着 "传播节日的欢快"
Look, it says, \"Spread the holiday cheer\".
你知道什么能让我高兴起来吗
You know what would cheer me up.
我今晚要把我所有的生日优惠券都兑现
I'm gonna be cashing in all of my birthday coupons tonight.
除非你穿上制服
Well only if you keep that uniform on.
也许我会让你用在我身上
Maybe I'll even let you use that on me.
热狗 别太久
Hot dog, don't be too long.
我先去看看 April
I'm just gonna go check on April first.
回头见 警官先生
See you soon, mister officer.
天啊 凯蒂
Oh my God, Katie.
你吓死我了
You scared me half to death.
你什么时候变得这么胆小了
Since when did you become such a scaredy-cat?
我只是过来看看你
I was just coming up to check on you.
我好像看到了什么
Well, I thought I saw something.
影子 妹妹 影子
Shadows, sis, shadows.
不管怎样 谢谢你让我今晚住在这里
Anyways, thanks for letting me crash here tonight.
希望我没让大家扫兴
I hope I didn't bum everyone out.
我们很高兴你能来
Oh, we love having you here.
你是我们搬来这里的主要原因
You're a big part of the reason why we moved up here.
我很高兴你这么做了
Well, I'm glad you did.
我要去睡觉了
I'm gonna go to bed.
我爱你
Love you.
-晚安 -晚安
Goodnight. - Night.
你在我家干什么
What are you doing in my house?
不给糖就捣蛋
Trick or treat.
糖果
Candy.
我没有糖果
I don't have any candy.
没有糖果
No candy?
没有糖果
No candy.
她必须死
She must die.
好了 本 该睡觉了
Okay Ben, it's time to go to bed.
你明天还要上学
You have school tomorrow.
你今年表现得很好
You've been a very good boy this year.
怎么 你又在监视你的孩子吗
What, are you spying on your kids again?
只是在做父亲该做的事 你知道规矩的
Just doing dad stuff, you know the drill.
你真是个怪胎
You're such a weirdo.
你知道凯蒂在哪吗
Do you know where Katie is?
她去看你了
She went to go check on you.
是啊 她无缘无故在桑拿房里把我吓得半死
Yeah, she scared the crap outta me in the sauna for no reason at all.
好的 很高兴知道
Okay, good to know.
非常好
Very nice.
随便啦
Whatever.
艾伦 怎么回事
Alan, what the hell.
去睡觉吧 这是我最后一次告诉你
Go to bed, this is the last time I'm gonna tell you.
我需要更多像你这样的好孩子来传播节日的喜悦
I need more good little kids like you to help spread the holiday cheer.
恐怕圣诞节被遗忘了
I'm afraid Christmas is being forgotten.
那些淘气的孩子 他们喜欢他们的万圣节
All those naughty kids, they love their Halloween.
但我是来改变这一切的
But I'm here to change all of that.
我不会让万圣节毁了所有的好孩子
I'm not going to let Halloween ruin all the good kids.
不给糖就捣蛋
Trick or treat.
嗬嗬嗬
Ho ho ho!
约翰
John?
本
Ben?
约翰 本
John, Ben!
凯蒂
Katie!
你们把我整惨了
You guys got me good.
-爸爸 -约翰
- Dad. - John?
下来看我
Come down and see me.
你在哪里
Where are you?
我想去灵异万圣夜
I want to go trick-or-treating.
我们不能去灵异万圣夜
We can't go trick-or-treating.
万圣节结束了
Halloween is over.
凯蒂
Katie?
不 不 不 不 不
No, no, no, no, no.
万圣节永远不会结束
Halloween is never over.
怎么了 约翰
What's going on, John?
不给糖就捣蛋
Trick or treat.
别说了
Quit saying that!
我没有该死的糖果
I don't have any damn candy.
亲爱的爸爸妈妈和 April 阿姨
Dear Mom and Dad and Auntie April.
我去北极为圣诞老人工作 传播节日的喜悦
I've gone to the North Pole to work for Santa and spread holiday cheer.
别生气
Don't be mad.
爱你的 本
Love, Ben.
另外 约翰和他的新朋友去灵异万圣夜了
PS, John went trick-or-treating with his new friends.
今晚 Moro County
An all out manhunt is underway this evening in Moro
正在展开全面搜捕追捕被定罪 的连环杀手塞缪尔 · 拉克鲁瓦
County to track down convicted serial killer, Samuel LaCroix.
更广为人知的是去年"万圣节杀人狂"
Better known by many as the Samhain Slasher who was convicted last
他在万圣节之夜谋杀了六个人 伤害了另一个人
year of murdering six people and wounding another on Halloween night.
警方描述 LaCroix 为精神病罪犯
Police describe LaCroix as criminally insane with a total lack of
对他的罪行完全没有悔意 被认为是武装和危险的
remorse for his crimes and is to be considered armed and dangerous.
莫罗县治安部门的警长约翰 ·
Sheriff John Higgins of the Moro County Sheriff's Department released a
希金斯发表了一份声明称 尽管拉克鲁瓦情绪不稳定
statement saying as unstable as LaCroix is, he was very capable in plotting his
但他非常有能力策划从阿肯色州立医院例行转院逃跑
escape on a routine transfer from the Arkansas State Hospital and that it
这不是嫌疑人是否会再次杀人 的问题 而是何时再次杀人的问题
is not a question of will the suspect kill again, but the question of when.
警方还要求所有灵异万圣夜由一名成年人监管
The police are also asking that all
trick-or-treating be supervised by an adult and that
it is highly recommended that you stay in
并强烈建议你呆在家里 天黑后锁好门
your homes and lock your doors after dark.
我们将继续向您报告整个晚上的最新情况
We will continue to update you on the
situation as it occurs throughout the evening.
现在我们将带您回到您的日常安排..
We will now return you to your regularly scheduled...
请告诉我 如果你的天才朋友有什么好主意 比如
Please tell me if any of your genius friends
have any great ideas like, let's have a seance
我们开个降神会或者去墓地捉鬼 你不会做这种事的
or let's go to the cemetery and go ghost
hunting, that you won't do anything like that.
我跟你说话的时候你能看着我吗
I think, would you look at me when I'm talking to you, please?
谢谢你
Thank you.
反正你也知道不能这么做 但万圣节千万别这么做
You know better than to do anything like that anyway,
but it's especially important not to do it on Halloween.
他们称之为恶魔之夜是有原因的
They call it the Devil's Night for a reason.
恶魔之夜是昨天 爸爸
The Devil's Night was yesterday, Daddy.
再说了 我正要去贝拉家
Besides, I'm just going to Bela's.
我们要去看电影
We're gonna watch some movies.
你弟弟呢
Where's your brother?
自从他放学回家我就没见过他
I haven't seen him since he got home from school.
我不知道 他可能和那些怪胎朋友在一起
I don't know, he's probably with those weirdo friends.
好吧
All right.
玩得开心 小心点
Well, have fun and please be careful.
如果你看到你弟弟出去 告诉他不要回家太晚
And if you see your brother out, tell him not to be home late.
好的 爸爸
Okay, Daddy.
贝拉 我走了
Bela, I'm off.
我要去南希家
I'm headed to Nancy's.
不过我会早点回家
I'll be home early though.
今晚有暴风雨
There's a storm coming in tonight.
你吓死我了
You scared me!
看看这个
Look at this.
你们想玩吗
You guys want to play?
看起来很有趣
Seems like fun.
当然
Sure.
闪灵侠 你跟我们在一起吗
Spirit, are you with us?
你是男孩吗
Are you a boy?
所以你是个女孩
So you're a girl.
你多大了
How old are you?
你叫什么名字
What's your name?
妈妈
Mother.
我得走了
I have to go.
是你干的吗
Were you doing that?
不 我以为你是 所以我就顺其自然了
No, I thought you were, so I just went with it.
真奇怪
Well, that's weird.
暴风雨要来了
Storm's coming.
好了 派对结束了
All right, party's over.
嘘
Boo.
你确定不需要我留在这里等你妈妈来吗
You sure you don't want me to stick around until your mom gets here?
不 我没事
No, I'm all right.
在事情变糟之前赶紧离开这里
Go on and get outta here before it gets bad out there.
喂
Hello?
妈妈
Mom?
玛丽 不要
Mary, no.
你亲爱的玛丽正在乞求救赎 因为她要在痛苦中度过永生
Your darling Mary is begging for salvation as she spends eternity in torment.
欣慰的是 她并不孤单
Take comfort in the fact that she is not alone.
她的母亲就在她身边 在宝贵的折磨中燃烧着
Her mother is beside her, aflame in precious torture.
再见 爸爸
Bye, Daddy.
再见 亲爱的
Bye, sweetie.
雅各布
Jacob?
哦 你还在这儿
Oh, you're still here?
真不幸
Oh, well that's unfortunate.
今晚的万圣节怪物马拉松就到这里
That's all the time I have for tonight's Halloween Monster Marathon.
下次请继续关注更多死亡生物的专题报道
Tune in next time for more features with more dead creatures.
万圣节快乐 受难者们
Happy Halloween, my victims.